..... so I met this chick on line (yeah, I know
what yer thinkin') and at first she seemed like your usual
Internet bimbo: overly flirtatious, always wanting something
etc..... but as I got to know her I realized she's above 
average in intelligence (for a female) and as far as I can tell, not 
encumbered by the usual gender disabilities most women
aspire to(she's into auto mechanics, computers and digital
audio!). I recently found out she has a web site that isn't too
bad at all, and on this web site she has a pic of herself and I
see she's a good looking woman with beautiful big brown eyes
and a movie-star smile. Up until now she has done nothing 
but gank warez off my FTP and make lewd remarks via ICQ,
and despite my being a happily married guy with nice kids
(and not wanting to change anything) I've got this fantasy
about how exciting it would be to ride around in 
one of her cool cars with her. Just a guy thing of course and
nothing serious.......

So I'm wondering now if I should tell her this or not?

		ODYSSEUS /\XXX/\

Dear XXX-

Send me a pic of yourself, preferably unclothed, and then I'll tell you whether you should tell her or not.

                                   -Cranky

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