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The Elegant Jaguar of the 80's reviewed.  15 Aug 2000
I fell in love with British automotives the day I was given a spin in a 1970 S2 Series Lotus Europa twenty years ago. Well, that fascination extended itself to the Jaguar after watching "Harold and Maude", the cult film of the 70's, in which the hero would parade around in a black E-series Jag that resembled a hearse on cocaine. So I decided that given the choice between a new $20,000 Neon and a used Jaguar at less than half that price, I would at least get flat tires in style...

 

And flat tires I got. Wire wheels are a beautiful thing to behold until they get a bit aged...then one is faced with putting tubes in tubeless tires. It don't work. Changing the tire is even a tower's nightmare, as the sockets that come with the car are too wide to fit into the lug slots. The only cure is to buy at set of new wheels...hell, some other jag nut will buy the old ones for sure.

 

No matter. I still love my Jag. The 12 cylinders are so well-balanced (unlike the author of this article), that there is barely a vibration when running the car. And its 5,000 pounds of weight make driving in high winds a snap. Wonderful steering, meant as a true touring vehicle. Great visibility all around, and I was surprised that the speakers sounded good after fifteen years. I did put a new JVC stereo in it, and feel quite content listening to the Buzzcocks while cruising a back road in the springtime.

 

I was always warned about Lucas electronics, but never had a serious electrical problem with the car. All electrical issues were just a matter of old wiring or poor attachments and wear.

 

The engine compartment is a great showpiece in itself. There is just so much engine that they had to put the battery in the trunk. Working on it, however is a pain, and any major work towards the front of the engine will require the hood to be removed.

 

The transmission is good 'ol GM 400 hydramatic. Very smooth shifts, noted for durability.

 

I use my Jag as a daily driver and it makes life more bearable in long commutes to work. All in all, I wouldn't trade it for that Neon, no way.

Cranky


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