1. Great turnout,
didn't even KNOW a lot of the people that showed up...
2.
Even the cops showed up. I invited them in for cheesecake and
they were down with that and forgot what they came knocking for to
begin with.
3.
The dog ended up in the grand piano after performing a solo...she
was embarrassed by all the applause and decided to jump into the
well of the piano. I had to lift her out of it.
4.
The neighbors came also, and after a few drinks decided I wasn't bad
to live next to after all. It was all I could do not to tear off my
clothes, but II was too busy playing matchmaker with the gay fellows
while Muffin was being the socialite. She didn't do bad at all for
an utter recluse.
5.
Finally, thank you everybody for the wonderful housewarming gifts.
Especially the green eggs...!
6.
Bah humbug on all you guys that COULDN'T make it. Your time will
come...
