|
Psychological
Makeup of a MooseyHead
Ah, yes, the Moosey-Head
Chronicles...WHO is he and
why is he giving YOU the finger?
You are getting the finger because he
doesn't think much
of you, stupid. To him, you are nothing but a means to an
end...he likes you as long as you nod and smile and allow
him to be a gnarly wet-blanket. He hates you for having
more, being happier, enjoying yourself, making friends,
He'll come through on promises as long as there's a payoff.
He does things that look like his intentions are saintly, but
it really is to make HIM feel better about himself, because
he knows what he really is about. He makes sure he'll never
do anything he knows you want unless there's a bonus for him.
He'll conveniently "forget" promises and events that don't suit
his needs at the moment. He'll juggle people around until they
catch on to it. Until then, he'll frustrate people with crazy-making
behaviors, blow hot then cold, be needy then aloof, depending
on what other games he's playing at the time.
You'll hear from him when he wants something he doesn't have
at the moment and you have it, feels bad (read: self-pity), or
wants to impress you with what a generous soul he is...and
sometimes you get the impression that he actually enjoys
inflicting pain and sorrow on the ones closest to him. This is
psychopathic. It is all about control and manipulation. If you
want to get rid of a Moosey-Head, tell him how you REALLY
feel and call him on his shit.
If you really want to learn about the how's
and whys of
Mooseyheadedness, check out this
site.
Moosey-Head Stories from Our Readers...
Richard from
God-Knows-Where...
I gave my Moosey-Head a second chance. She grew a second Moosey-Head
and then took mine. The two Moosey-Heads tossed my noggin for hours in
a game of Moosey-Head hot potato. Needless to say, I got baked.
Headless RJ
-------------------------------------------------
from Hal H, somewhere in
Michigan...
"I have some Moosey
stories, Moosey sarcasm and Moosey
love poems. I didn't know what to do with them. Now I know to laugh
at them..."
MOOSEY-ACNE
Mooseyette 2: She picks
non existent zits until she has purple blotches
covering her face that she then tries to cover with a plastering of make
up.
Looks like Moosey-Tracks.
Mooseyette 3: She
emulates another Moosey whom she is scared
to death of. He has a bad complexion so she grows zits intentionally
to harvest the acne bacteria and in the process scars her face with the
picking. Looks like Moosey-Shit.
Maybe there should be a
special Moosey hygiene section. Antler
prophylactics, tooth enamel protectant, "Don't forget to wash your
back!"
buff puff extension pole...thanks
Hal, I will add these wonderful ideas to the list!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
this came off the wall of the Old Miami in good old DEE-TROIT.
WAR IS AN UGLY THING BUT NOT THE UGLIEST OF THINGS;THE DECAYED AND DEGRADED STATE OF MORAL AND PATRIOTIC FEELINGS WHICH THINKS THAT NOTHING IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR IS MUCH WORSE. A MAN WHO HAS NOTHING FOR WHICH HE IS WILLING TO FIGHT FOR, NOTHING HE CARES ABOUT MORE THAN HIS PERSONAL SAFETY, IS A MISERABLE CREATURE WHO HAS NO CHANCE OF BEING FREE UNLESS MADE AND KEPT SO BY THE EXERTIONS OF BETTER MEN THAN HIMSELF.
From YOUR Moosey-Head… Detroit, MI
(Amen. Good hearing from you.)
Fuck yeah I know a Moosey-Head...MY
Moosey-Head had her
ex call me up and guess what??? All they get now is a message
that says "Your Number Is Blocked". FUCK MOOSEY-HEADS!
from soft-shave, Los Angeles, CA
Can I get a Moosey-Head T-Shirt? I know
the PERFECT person
that should get it. How much are they?
from anonymous, MN
(sorry, Moosey-Head
T-Shirts are not being mass-produced. I've
made a few by hand, that's about it.-cranky)
My Moosey-Head is a beautiful girl that
has learned to manipulate
people with her looks. But her personality sucks now that I know
what she's about. I think she's really very unhappy and thinks the
world is out to get her. So she's lonely all the time but is hurtful
to the ones that love her most. How can I help her?
from anonymous, NJ
(You can't. Your
Moosey-Head is a narcissist and rarely will get,
let alone accept, any help. What you can do is read about
the personality
disorder to understand it better. What you will find is that the best
thing
you can do is leave her be. Otherwise you will be manipulated yet again.)
Mine is a wet blanket all right. He sets
up situations in which I can't win for
losing. He wants me to "help him" financially all the time, then
acts mad
soon after I do help him, like it makes him feel
"indebted". When I back
off and tell him I can't help him with money, he withdraws and acts cold
and angry. My mom says to get rid of him. My father thinks I am insane.
But he's charming and can be a lot of fun...sometimes. I guess I just
answered
my own questions by rambling on here, I do need to end this insanity. Thank
you for having this wierd site!!! Good-bye Moosey-Head!
from sherry, WA
Here's a quote from
another site:
"Narcissists are noted for their negative,
pessimistic, cynical, or gloomy outlook on life. Sarcasm seems to be a
narcissistic specialty, not to mention spite. Lacking love and pleasure,
they
don't have a good reason for anything they do and they think everyone else
is just like them, except they're honest and the rest of us are hypocrites.
Nothing real is ever perfect enough to satisfy them, so are they are
constantly
complaining and criticizing -- to the point of verbal abuse and
insult.
It's very hard to have a
simple, uncomplicated good time with a
narcissist. Except for odd spells of heady euphoria unrelated to anything you
can see, their affective range is mediocre-fake-normal to
hell-on-Earth. They
will sometimes lie low and be quiet, actually passive and dependent -- this
is
as good as it gets with narcissists. They are incapable of loving conduct
towards
anyone or anything, so they do not have the capacity for simple pleasure,
beyond the satisfaction of bodily needs. There is only one way to please a
narcissist (and it won't please you): that is to indulge their every whim,
cater to
their tiniest impulses, bend to their views on every little thing. There's
only one
way to get decent treatment from narcissists: keep your distance. They can
be
pretty nice, even charming, flirtatious, and seductive, to strangers, and
will
flatter you shamelessly if they want something from you. When you attempt
to get
close to them in a normal way, they feel you are putting emotional pressure
on
them and they withdraw because you're too demanding. They can be positively
fawning and solicitous as long as they're afraid of you, which is not most
people's
idea of a real fun relationship."
Do YOU know a Moosey-Head?
If you do, EMAIL me with your
story for this section! Seems like there's a lot of them out there!
|
